Get outta the Balloon ..Bitch!

Get outta the Balloon ..Bitch!

CNN is currently flipping a shit over a kid in a balloon soaring high over beautiful Colorado. Apparently his parents think they are in the District 9 sequel and were building a “homemade flying saucer” until their six year old son climbed in and flew away in it. No seriously. There is currently a kid who is acting out a real life remake of Up in the Colorado sky. You cannot make this stuff up. Watch a livestream of the coverage here.

Absurdity and humor aside, hopefully they can figure out a way to wrangle the aircraft safely back down to earth without hurting the little guy. I blame Disney for teaching us that kids can fly (if only their imaginations allow it!).

Listen to the 911 Call…

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